Quote Originally Posted by pffh View Post
Hah phantom penis. Now I'm imagining a flying ghost penis.

Apparently I'm about as mature as a 12 year old.
To be fair, it's hilarious when you say it like that.

Blue, when color/sound/texture/temperature/motion is a valid sensory response to you, then you can give joking medical advice. Not my fault you're all hung up on impyrical evidence