LGBTAitP Part 23: Et tu, ~Bianca?

[Arachu]

Just wait until we start giving you helpful advice on how to get him in bed with you.

That wasn't creepy at all. ^_^

May I suggest whipped cream, two dozen strawberries, cake batter and a watergun? :P

Or just whipped cream, loaded in a watergun?

The traditional Swedish way involves getting him drunk and shagging him on the veranda. Works for women as well.

Reminds me of the American method.

... Minus blaring Journey from your car.

So... singing the lumberjack song makes Trilby nibble me in a flirty way?

♪ I sleep all night and I work all day~
I cut down trees, I eat mah lunch,
I go the lavatory
On wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea!~♪

... *Also nibbles* >.>


~Bianca