Quote Originally Posted by Elemental View Post
Ooh! I know a longer version...

Why do Chemists call Helium, Curium and Barium the medical elements?
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Because, if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
Nice; mistype in my joke, should just be barium. Damn you thoughts.

Quote Originally Posted by Teddy View Post
Fixed that for you (I would fix the image, but it's just way too large).

Also, hehehe...
Thanks, bro; the file is indeed large.
Managed to fix my own link;
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