Worst thing you've ever read

[Ninjadeadbeard]

I agree with you wholeheartedly. What appalling trash. I would probably put Ayn Rand ahead of it but I didn't manage to finish that, so American Gods is probably the worst thing I've ever actually read through, mostly because someone I knew was raving endlessly about it.

I...what? What? I...wha...What!? I can see someone disliking The Graveyard Book (not my favorite Gaiman)...but...what!?