*My characters backstory may not involve an orphan who was adopted and had then those parents died.

**If this happens more than on ce in my backstory, I am to trash it.


*If boobs is a real spell, uncovered boobs do not have the affects of fascinate, insanity, and inspire confidence.

**Under no circumstance am I to acquire an item that can enchant any item with the power of boobs.

***If the entire population of a town acquires boobs due to a mysterious enchantment in the water supply, I will be blamed.