Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero

[Jivundus]

Because it's half-baked?

And the cookie is won.

It is however fully acceptable to make this a BBEG masterpaln only to be averted/corrected by sad heroes.

*This is not an excuse to use a certain Dr Seuss book as the plotline.
*No, your bard doesn't habitually speak in rhyme.
**Especially if he's an Awakened Anthropomorphic cat.
***If you must break the above rule, under no circumstances may he wear a hat or cast Conjuration [Summoning] spells.
****That's it. Dactylic trimetre for all dialogue, no exceptions.