1. 2012-07-25, 05:08 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1052
    Ksheep
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    Default Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf DW View Post
    *No matter how many Nat 20s I roll, I cannot stab someone in the heart with a grand piano.
    * I may not attach an instrument blade to a grand piano.
    ** I may not attach an instrument blade to an upright piano either.
    *** Nor can I attach an instrument blade to an organ.
    **** The same applies to harmonicas, drums, handbells, harpsichords, cymbals, flutes, recorders…
    ***** You know what, I'm not allowed to have an instrument blade at all…
    Last edited by Ksheep; 2012-07-25 at 05:08 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welknair View Post
    *Proceeds to google "Bride of the Portable Hole", jokingly wondering if it might exist*

    *It does.*

    What.