Quote Originally Posted by The_Final_Stand View Post
That sorta happened when Betty Crocker/Her Condescension, known servant of Lord English, sent Dave the "MiRaClEs" video, so that he would send it on to Gamzee, who would go insane and chucklevoodoo John and cause him to scribble clowns on his wall, causing his Dad to think he had an interest in clowns, leading him to get John a giant harlequin doll for his birthday, which was then prototyped, causing the absurd clothing to drive Jack to murder the Black Queen, take her ring, and gain the power to Red Miles the kids universe.

I think.
That's right,I think. In other news, what song was in the potato?