Quote Originally Posted by Thanqol View Post
"Why yes, I am a kidnapping connoisseur. I'm in a support group with Princesses Peach and Zelda. The Guild of Chains has my photo on the cover of it's monthly magazine. And all I get is a half-finished monologue which turns into a weaksauce admission of failure?

"Also I could pick these handcuffs in my sleep."
The Guild of Chains? I think I get that catalogue. I really enjoyed their article last month on the 5 most comfortable ball gags, and the best and worst pairs of fuzzy handcuffs.

Really liked seeing your picture on the cover, too.