Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180

[MoonCat]

Hey, don't be selfish. Sharing is caring!

Pffffffffffffffffffffft.

Thanks for the parachute, but I'm using it to get to Zodi before all of you. She's MY little sister, y'hear!

...We;re SIBLINGS, dimwit!

I must regret to inform you both that until she pays her dues she shall remain under the vigilance of the loan shark lender.

I'm sorry, did you forget I took your soul when I named you?

ION: GUYS HELP ME. MY GRANDMOTHER JUST DISCOVERED L33TSPEAK AND MY DAD IS ENCOURAGING IT