Rowan Cabin
"Nope, while I was sleeping last night a Kami, some kind of spirit, manifested after drawing energy from all the madness that has happened to me and turned me into a half-dragon and my roommate into a Grig. On a completely unrelated angle, I have been notified that I'm a high priestess."
Now the question is, does this make more or less sense than what Julie guessed?