maybe you will get lucky and it will turn out heaven has a wifi hotspot somewhere
What's this assumption everyone you know and like goes to heaven? How about your loved ones going to hell?
Check up George Carlin (youtube) on those topics.
Ser Ilyn, Ser Meryn, Queen Cersei, King Joffrey, The Tickler, The Hound, Ser Amory, Polliver, Raff the Sweetling, Weese, Dunsen, Nale, Ser Gregor Clegane and Chiswyck: Winter is coming!