In the rare event that I feel some ejaculation is necessary (what with not having used the former phrase in some twenty years), I go with "(dear) sweet Celestia!" I find tone of voice can make it sufficiently impactful.
Sweet Celestia! is my go-to pony ejaculation too. And if anypony wants to wink and nudge at that sentence, at least try to put some effort into it.
Originally Posted by Grif
By the Princesses' Beard!
By Celestia's Beard! parses a little better, IMO.
Last edited by SlyGuyMcFly; 2012-09-26 at 07:23 AM.