Kneenibble's Knack for Knightly Knickers: a Knell for Random Banter #184

[Amidus Drexel]

Silverfish are... why are they bad at all?

They do not transmit disease and just eat mostly leather and synthetic fabrics, which is not exactly a catastrophe except for books, and even then they are easily eradicated through spider breeding.

And I'm a preferential carnivore with the goal of eating each animal at least once before death and which dislikes about 80% of animal life.

That doesn't include humans, does it?

My house is overrun by silverfish, and trust me, that is not a silverfish (house centipede if the image URL is to be trusted). Also, silverfish tends to be more... silvery.

Ah, ok. It's been a good while since I've seen a silverfish up close, and the same goes for centipedes.