Here's an idea! I haven't killed anyone senselessly, so why don't I handle the moral lectures and glaring?

Night Jewel, I don't think you're qualified for that. For one thing, you're an unashamed thief who is currently plotting to employ an elaborate series of psychological tortures against a local shopkeeper.

Yes, but at least I'm a pacifistic unashamed thief who is currently plotting to employ an elaborate series of psychological tortures against a local shopkeeper!