Coid's Crowing Conundrum of a Canticle of Crookedly Random Banter #185

[Amidus Drexel]

It's been like that since my village flooded fairly badly on Saturday (and was like that before), everywhere around here is saturated to the point where he you push on the moss on the Church walls they disgorge an enormous amount of water.
I'd like a bit of sun or warmth is all I'm saying.

I think you have a bit more water than I do.

We can't be having that, now. More grey! More mud!

So, in strange news today, a man in Toronto was just charged with Pretending to Practice Witchcraft.

After a short search, this is apparently not all that uncommon. Turns out if you're getting people's money saying you can heal them, if you don't have that power it's a special type of fraud. There has been at least one case each year for the past 3 years...

Heh, that's hilarious! Do they just fine you, or is there actually a prison sentence?