[Nexus] Inside 48

[Jacklu]

Kribulkin Street

Latalla watches him run away and frowns.

Aaaaaaawwww.... That's no fun at all.... Oh well.

She shrugs and unequips her ax. Too bad. She was thinking she might get some good XP....

Hehe. XP looks like a MNEEEEEEEEH! face.

She looks back at the now mostly empty kobold house.

Oh well. At least I ran those stinking smurfs out of town once and for all.

She turns and proudly stalks off.

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From a hole in the foundation of the house emerges several tiny blue creatures with white mushroom shaped hats. They watch Latalla skulk off and converse amongst themselves.

The Evil One came close to destroying us this time.

Indeed. If not for the betrayal of her compatrismurfs, all would have been lost.

What shall we do now?

We tell Elder Smurf. This is only a setback. The Smurfoning will happen and this world will be reduced to smurf and rubble.

Smurf and rubble.Smurf and rubble.

They turn and head back into the darkness, vanishing into the depths of the earth once more. From deep within their hive comes the faint echo of chanting and dark magics as eldrich forces are called upon to one day lay waste to the world above, preparing the way for the new dark masters of the land.

Smurf and rubble. Smurf and rubble.