The downside to your blocking things off begins to show. For a small Chinese lady, she is very Rectangular. Especially in the pants and shoes, which are the places one would most expect organic curvature to show through. Although saying "Flick legs!" is a valid tactic.
Wow...
And there never was.
The "British isles" are actually a verge out in the water created by a magical experiment on fairy telling itself. Most people who think they live in said area are actually still experiencing a sort of fairy glamour, and actually reside on a small compound in France surrounded by a most and armed guards. Each guard carries exactly three pennies in their pockets and nothing else, ever.
World peace is disrupted whenever any one guard fails to polish said pennies to the appropriate luster during the waning gibbous moon. After world war two, a good thirty seen men were let go, two of them executed for willful, apocalyptic-scale treason.