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CATZOOKA

"BOOM BABY!"

Catzookas are Lazor Kittehs who have become obsessed with the idea that more firepower is always better. SInce more firepower draws more attention the idea makes some Guilds a bit nervous. The Catzooka's maniacal laughter certainly doesn't help the situation either.

BECOMING A CATZOOKA
You must be a veteran devotee of the Lazor Kitteh class.

ENTRY REQUIREMENTS
Class Abilities: Kitty Form, Eldritch Blast 7d6, at least 4 Eldritch Essence or Blast Shape Invocations (which must include Eldritch Cone and Eldritch Doom), Do not ---- with Lazor Kitteh
Feats: Defensive Blast, Eldritch Sculptor, Lazor Kitteh, Maximize Spell-Like Ability (Eldritch Blast)
Skills: Knowledge (Arcana) 14 Ranks, Spellcraft 24 ranks


Class Skills
The Catzooka's class skills (and the key ability for each skill) are Bluff (Cha), Concentration (Con), Hide (Dex), Knowledge (Arcana, Religion, The Planes) (Int), Listen (Wis), Move Silently (Dex), Sense Motive (Wis), Spellcraft (Int), Spot (Wis), and Use Magic Device (Cha).
Skills Points at Each Level : 4 + int

Hit Dice: d6
1. Oh hi..I upgraded MAH LAZOR! +1d6
2. IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR! +1d8
3. LAZOR CANNON!
4. Oh hi..I upgraded MAH LAZOR! +2d6
5. IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR! +1d8
6. LAZOR CANNON!
7. Oh hi..I upgraded MAH LAZOR! +3d6
8. IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR! +1d8
9. LAZOR CANNON!
10. Tac Nuke Kitteh

Weapon Proficiencies: A Catzooka gains no new weapon or armor proficiencies.

Oh hi...I upgraded MAH LAZOR! (Su): Identical to the Eldritch Blast ability listed on page 7 of the Complete Arcane. Stacks with dice of Eldritch Blast gained from levels in other classes.

IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR! (Ex): At second level your charge increases by +1d8 (+2d8 at Level 5 and +3d8 at Level 8). This is identical to the Lazor Kitteh ability of the same name.

LAZOR CANNON! (Su): At Levels 3, 6, and 9 you can choose to either increase the critical threat range of your Eldritch Blast by 1 or your critical multiplier by 1. Max critical multiplier is x4 (i.e. you can only increase the multiplier twice).

Tac Nuke Kitteh (Su): Your Eldritch Blast increases by +2d6. If you use Eldritch Doom with it, the Area increases to 40' (80' if using the Eldritch Sculptor Feat). You may also center the Area of Effect anywhere within 60' instead of centered on yourself (you are unaffected by the Blast).

PLAYING A CATZOOKA
The Guild brings you in when no pretense of subtlety is needed at all. After all you aren't exactly prone to using stealth since you want everyone to know the cause of the explosion was you. Plus all the debris makes it kind of obvious stuff went down.
Combat: there is no problem that cannot be fixed with repeated applications of Eldritch Blast. You're mighty persistent in that belief too.
Advancement: Obsession leads most Catzookas to advance along similar career paths. They tend to compete to see who can make the biggest explosion.
Resources: A lot of people pay you to go away. With your temper and explosive powers life isn't safe around you. A good many other hire you to 'splode those same people. You have quite a racket going.

CATZOOKAS IN THE WORLD
"RUN!"
City Guilds rarely employ you do to your policies of urban renewal. When city blocks disappear there are a variety of people who want explanations you are not prepared to give. Similarly, you tend to piss off the local Druids when in the countryside. Your firepower is now such that people find it to frightening to be around.
Daily Life: You get paid to blow up a town. The town begs you not to and pays you to leave. The guy who originally hire you gets pissed, and you blow him up. Inevitably someone else asks you to blow up the town and you repeat this process until you have sufficient moneys to retire.
Notables:
Organizations: Much like the Lazor Kittehs you are more of a small, exclusive club than an organization.

NPC Reaction
NPC reaction to you is pretty similar to the Lazor Kitteh, just a little more extreme.

CATZOOKAS IN THE GAME
This class limits you to pretty much being purely a blaster. If that's okay with you then by all means go for it, but realize you're a one trick pony.
Adaptation: This one is definitely meant for sillier campaigns.
Encounters: It's a rare Guild that has a Catzooka permanently on staff, so seeing one of these guys is pretty rare.

Sample Encounter
EL 25: You are awakened from sleep when the shop next to your Inn vaporizes into the ether. Also said vaporizing makes a helluva lot of noise.


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