Quote Originally Posted by Azukar View Post
I don't know D&D, but I do know narratives, and I still think we're looking at something the wrong way.
Then what is the right way? At this point we need more information, not less. The goal isn't to find one creature that fits our preconceived rules, but to find out what MitD actually is. We can't completely write out a scene just because we feel like it or because we have a proposal that just needs that extra nudge. .. If you think we're misinterpreting it then the burden of proof is on you. Provide a reasonable alternative way for us to interpret it I don't think anyone else is going to stand up and do the work for you just because you brought it up.