*Sneaks up, leaves a note under the door, runs like hell*

Gender: Male
Type: Earth pony
Coat color: Sort of like a murky green
Mane color and style: Long, straight, silver.
Eye color: Black
Cutie mark: The British flag
Pose: Stood on three legs, with one pointing at the screen.
Expressions: Utter contempt, as if someone did something very very stupid. And he saw it.
Accessories or costumes: Ideally, a Beret and a huge arse sword.