Dysfunctional Rules IV- It's like a sandwich made of RAW failure!

[Gadora]

Goblin
OK? Oh wait... AFAIK, you get all automatic languages even with Int 3

Attack of Rat Swarm cause Disease (Filth fever). Bite of single Rat is not. Apparently, it's a lab rat.

Note that the only goblins getting Common for free are the PCs. I think that actually does make a difference.