[Humor] Three (or more) things a player should know when they come to your table.

[InQbait]

1. Wear a pancho. It could get wet.
2. A Will save can not protect you from Illusion magic. You need TRUE SIGHT!!!
3. If your character is holding a whip, you get a +2 bonus to Intimidate, Bluff, and Diplomacy checks. A +4 bonus instead if your character is proficient and cracks it. A +6 bonus instead if you bring an actual whip to the table.