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Wesley Garrosh, Riker Garrosh' rebellious brother and the Sultan of Beggars in Yuvata.

"Day 123: My dog and cat have finally made peace. I think they desire to do cruel, heinous, unholy acts to me and my corpse."
-Magnus, shortly before creating the Wizards' New Pet, widely considered to be more dangerous than any four young dragons

"Rats... Rats everywhere!"