GiP Regulars as Wondrous Items

[Zaydos]

I'm about out of people I feel up to making (illayhr is perhaps the last on the list). Welp... it's cheating and bad etiquette but...

Zaydos's Zany Workbench of Random Creation
Price: 10,000 GP
Body Slot: - (Wondrous architecture)
Caster Level: 9th.
Aura: Moderate; DC 20 Transmutation.
Activation: -.
Weight: 250 lbs.

This oaken workbench comes complete with vices and all the amenities one would expect from a high quality workbench. It bears, however, a potentially dangerous enchantment. Any non-living non-magical object left unobserved on the workbench for 1 round will be reworked into another object. This functions as a Fabricate spell with a +15 to any relevant Craft check (increase cost by 500 GP per additional +1 to the craft check) using whatever object or objects are left on the bench. The workbench's output is almost impossible to control, and it can make multiple items from one object, or one item from multiple objects. The workbench might turn a piece of wood into a cup, a wooden dagger, or a set of wooden dice, and cannot be compelled to do one over the others. The workbench will not modify an item it has already modified until 1 day has passed since it last worked on that object and the object has been removed from the bench and placed back upon it.

Prerequisites: Craft Wondrous Item, Fabricate, creator must have 10 ranks in any Craft skill (+1 rank per additional +1 the table possesses on Craft checks).
Cost to Create: 5,000 GP and 400 XP.

Yay! I'm an item which is only effective against about two spells that I didn't make!

Hey there are 5 spells in Spell Compendium it's effective against... really ought to be effective against Mark of Justice though.

Also you can take solace in being the only Shoulder item meaning that you're the in accessory in the playground, I mean to be fully kitted out everyone has to use you.

Ooooh! That is truly shiny! (and also the way I usually craft any poetry I do: drunk. Can someone say in-game poetry slam?

Give me a little mead or sake and I'll write poems about it. Give me a lot and... well only thing I've drunk lots of was vodka, and it makes a good muscle relaxant.

So I haven't checked this thread in a while and then I stumble upon this!

Thank you for making this Zaydos! I don't think there are enough one shot items in the game -- and this one is useful.

Thank ya kindly. Just looked up dysprosium and it noted that as a powder (like many powders) it was flammable and couldn't be extinguished by water so it sort of happened.

Note I've given permission permanently.

I had you listed under perma permissions already.

Spoiler: Current Permissions/Items

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Perma Permissions (I know of):
Snowbluff
Threadnaught
LoyalPaladin
Zaydos
Socratov
Red Fel
WhamBamSam
atemu1234
Jormengand

Permissions
Snowbluff
Threadnaught
Emperor Tippy
Zaydos
atemu1234
khadgar567
IZ42
Red Fel
Extra Anchovies
Masterkerfuffle
Afgncaap5
unseenmage
Ashtagon
Elricaltovilla
eggynack
Blackhawk748
PsyBomb
WhamBamSam
Milo v3
NeoPhoenix0
Lord_Gareth
Bad Wolf
LoyalPaladin
Somensjev
Vaz
prufock
Marlowe
Xuldarinar
Invader
Segev
Stack
dysprosium
inuyasha
Karl Aegis
Jormengand
illyahr

Wondrous Items by Slot

Arms
Elric's Bracers of Initiation (Elricaltovilla)

Body
Inuyasha's Robe of the Fire Rat (Inuyasha)

Face
Snowbluff's Mask of Sublime Wrath (Snowbluff)
Mask of the Master (Masterkerfuffle)
Inuyasha's Glasses of the Jinx (Inuyasha)

Feet
Prufock's Boots of the Longrider (prufock)
Boots of the Frozen City (Karl Aegis)

Hands
Glove of the Snowy Bluff (Snowbluff)
Gauntlets of Xuldarinar (Xuldarinar)
Lord Gareth's Gauntlets of the Sublime Craftsman (Lord Gareth)

Head
Afgn's Cap of Wilderness Survival (Afgncaap5)
Shard of the Fractured Mind (Marlowe)Milo's Wonder Com (Milo v3)
Zaydos' Wonderous Witchcap (Zaydos)
NeoPheonix's Helm of Erratic Teleportation (NeoPheonix, cursed)

Shoulders
Jormengand's Mantle of Curse Reflection (Jormengand)

Throat
WhamBam's Gorget of Draconic Command (WhamBamSam)
Bad Wolf's Collar (Bad Wolf)
Eggynack's Collar of Bestial Eloquence (Eggynack)

Torso
Anchovies' Vest of Bones (Extra Anchovies)
Blackhawk's Blood Repelling Tabbard (BlackHawk748)
Lord Gareth's Fur Mantle of Beast-Slaying (Lord_Gareth)
Marlowe's Fuku of Fiery Purification (Marlowe)
Vest of Stacking (Stack)
PsyGrenade (Psybomb)
NeoPheonix's Quill of Forgery (NeoPheonix0)

Waist
IZ's Sash of Annoy Monster (IZ42)
Vaz' Belt of Calming Presence (Vaz)
Tiefling Tail of Balance (Marlowe)

Slotless
Threadnaught's Bag of Mundane Objects (Threadnaught)
Red Fel's Kitten Cage (Red Fel)
Powder of Obsession (Snowbluff)
Sashimono of Paladinic Loyalty (LoyalPaladin)
Eggynack's Feather Token: Druid (eggynack)
Fel's Tome of Fiends (Red Fel)
Somensjev's Bottle of Transformation (Somensjev)
Atemu's Cup (Atemu)
Unseenmage's Copper Monkey (unseenmage)
Living Peanut Statue (Zaydos)
Socratov's Stein of Poetry (Socratov)
Powder of Dysprosium (Dysprosium)

Architecture:
Ashtagon's Grindstone of Chopping (Ashtagon)
Zaydos's Zany Workbench of Random Creation (the dirty cheater)

Spoiler: Waiting

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^Z indicates I've done one for them, which is mostly for my own use.
Perma Permissions (I know of):
Snowbluff^Z
Threadnaught^Z
LoyalPaladin^Z
Zaydos^Z
Socratov^Z
Red Fel^Z
WhamBamSam^Z
Atemu1234^Z

Permissions
Snowbluff^Z
Threadnaught^Z
Emperor Tippy
Zaydos^Z
atemu1234^Z
khadgar567
IZ42^Z
Red Fel^Z
Extra Anchovies^Z
Masterkerfuffle
Afgncaap5
unseenmage^Z
Ashtagon^Z
Elricaltovilla^Z
eggynack^Z
Blackhawk748^Z
PsyBomb^Z
WhamBamSam^Z
Milo v3^Z
NeoPhoenix0^Z
Lord_Gareth^Z
Bad Wolf
LoyalPaladin^Z
Somensjev
Vaz
prufock^Z
Marlowe^Z
Xuldarinar^Z
Invader
Segev
Stack
dysprosium^Z
inuyasha^Z
Karl Aegis^Z
Jormengand^Z
illyahr