Skill Focus is OP! Or, more **** my DM says.

[Anlashok]

What exactly do you want from this forum?

Obviously he's looking to share ridiculous stories and maybe get some sympathy or empathy.

There's also the chance that the DM in question doesn't actually exist at all and the OP is just making up silly stories for his and our amusement. That would rather succinctly explain both why he refuses to fix the problem and the utter absurdity of some of the houserules in question.