To whom it may concern.

A small band of intrepid players in search of a DM. Only the truly insane need apply as we are filled with a desire to play in the truly stupid levels of high epic. If you have the bravery and story to unite us on a path of amazing power then we are your group.

I summon you DM of power to the realm of insanity.

Thank you for your consideration.
Virdish