95. You and everyone withing 100 feet of you must stop what you are doing and break into an impromptu dance routine, which you all mysteriously know the choreography to.
96. All of your copper, silver, and gold pieces permanently transform into platinum pieces.
97. You become paranoid that you're being watched at all times.
98. Everyone now believes the world is flat.
99. You mysteriously find yourself in modern-day New York.
100. Everything you eat for the next week tastes too salty.