Statue porn? there used to be so much of that before the priests got angry about it.
And if I think of what Mitch did to the other Mitch...
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
I thought Tom Bombadil dreadful — but worse still was the announcer's preliminary remarks that Goldberry was his daughter (!), and that Willowman was an ally of Mordor (!!).