I swear the present blew up prematurely en-route... possibly with a shipment center...
This is for LP
Divine affliction
This affliction is most commonly found at churches, missionaries, church run orphanages and schools, and occasionally near sufficiently holy individuals. It seems to be caused by speeches of some divine casters who act as carriers.
stats: Inhaled, Fortitude DC 20, incubation period 1 day, damage 1d6 wisdom
Additionally, when put in a position to do something stupid (such as sacrificing themselves) for the good of others they must succeed on a dc 16 will save or they will always choose to do so, unless an easier and at least as beneficial solution is offered instead.