Quote Originally Posted by Shackel View Post
90% of the time if you want to keep your players I would recommend not following the advice of antagonizing(Blackjack) or specifically going out of your way to aggressively bore your players. As someone who actually enjoys roleplaying as much as "rollplaying" this just sounds like a very easy way to get your players to have genuine hostility towards you being a DM.
Of course, the advice from Blackjack has to be taken with a grain of salt (e.g. bovine bombardement/flaming bovine bombardement).

However, you are correct - better advice would be "Blackjack's corner" or to find the Blackjack page via web archive. I specifically loved the "Using the Toilet".

The question is - what would you recommend the OP with his trouble?