Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
Yippie!

Sorry, it's this garb.

509. Head Band of Intellect: the smartest group of bard in the setting.
521. Head Bang of Intellect. Causes all of your headbanging to look like you are sagely nodding.

522. Hat Bank of Intellect: A magical door knob opening a pathway to a building where you can store all of your Intelligence affecting items which are worn in the head slot, and nothing else. Cannot be used to escape from danger.