3536: Your warforged does not have to state his emotes before speaking, nor is he a diplomat, made for the facilitation of communications.
3537: Your warforged will not refer to all humanoids as "meat bags".
3538: In fact, no warforged for you.
3539: Your elf paladin trying to bring order to chaotic elven society is a valid premise, but he would NOT kill the Chaotic Good King to achieve these ends.