I will admit that Freelancer is actually too complicated for me to sit down and grok what it can do which is the main reason I don't trust it; that and it is MAD and my mind calculates things at the SAD max stat which while theoretically possible for Freelancer (they're split stat casters so that even at their SADest they're only as SAD as a Favored Soul, this was an intentional limiter on their casting), it's impossible to have in the combinations my mind goes to (as they'd require +2 racial bonus and level up bonuses). So yeah I have paranoia about Freelancer and I don't really think it's all justified rationally but... it's there.
I will say that it was definitely bizarre, and that I always forget that cootie-catchers are called cootie-catchers. As for the other It's been added. Climb, Intimidate, Knowledge (arcana), Survival, and Swim.
Step 1: STALKING!
By which I mean checking out any links in your signature and if I hit enough of a writer's block (unlikely as you have more of a forum 'persona'* so to say than most) going through posts you've made/threads you've started to actually find things like cootie-themed homebrew.
*By which I mean you have presented a strong, sort of exaggerated 'character' as the judge, contest runner, O-Chul. While I don't think this necessarily represents the you behind the computer screen any more than I really think that ALL SHOULD BOW BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL ZAYDOS, LORD OF DRAGONS AND ALL THINGS! It is quite mine-able for concepts and ideas.
Edit: I'm still stuck in Freelancer mode since my first idea is the Grand Judge Job. Don't expect this to happen, Freelancer jobs are a surprising amount of effort (Freelancer was a whole lot more effort than Dragonsoul Acolyte)