"This unit will not do a thing to the ship, nor allow anyone else to do a thing to the ship before the claim has been settled."

The juggernaut doesn't move an inch from the spot its rooted itself in. "This unit can detect no power in your ship's drives. It concludes you are not lying." Max might have to contort himself a bit to get past it, but it doesn't do anything else to stop his rummaging.

When Max offers it icecream, it just.. stares. Well, technically, it is always staring. "This unit does not eat icecream", it states, resuming to look straight ahead. "This unit does, however, appreciate the gesture."