Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread

[Fable Wright]

* Alligators are not improvised two-handed weapons.

Of course not. Digo, you're from Florida, you know they're exotic two handed weapons. Need that proficiency to use them right.

*Even if I'm a Nomad, can't say that I'm Thinking With Portals^TM

** "My Thinking is Portals" is right out.