**May not be fluent in a staggering number of languages.
***May not be an Olympic-level runner.
****May not have a large, animated, sentient, incredibly violent travelers' trunk as a familiar.
*****May not take weapon proficiency in "halfbrick-inna-sock."
******May not build the character to have an absurd degree of uncanny luck.
*******May not wear a hat that says "WIZZARD" (sic).