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    Default Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    * Even if it's legal I cannot play a spellcaster without the necessary talents.
    **May not be fluent in a staggering number of languages.
    ***May not be an Olympic-level runner.
    ****May not have a large, animated, sentient, incredibly violent travelers' trunk as a familiar.
    *****May not take weapon proficiency in "halfbrick-inna-sock."
    ******May not build the character to have an absurd degree of uncanny luck.
    *******May not wear a hat that says "WIZZARD" (sic).
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