Paladin: I use the dwarf as a battering ram!
Warlock: I demand you immediately return this poor guard to life!
Necromancer: Don't worry, I guarantee he'll be moving again in a few minutes.
Cleric: Basically, my character concept is 'creepy guy who murders people and sucks blood'.
Necromancer: Silly me, thinking the fact that we'd finally gotten a cleric meant I could start to expect healing now.