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    Titan in the Playground
     
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    Feb 2014
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    Default Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

    Paladin: I use the dwarf as a battering ram!

    Warlock: I demand you immediately return this poor guard to life!
    Necromancer: Don't worry, I guarantee he'll be moving again in a few minutes.

    Cleric: Basically, my character concept is 'creepy guy who murders people and sucks blood'.
    Necromancer: Silly me, thinking the fact that we'd finally gotten a cleric meant I could start to expect healing now.
    Last edited by Inevitability; 2017-07-05 at 01:55 PM.
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