Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

[DigoDragon]

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That's... probability does not work that way!

"You are, like, the worst moonshiner ever. But it's ok, I didn't need that stomach mucous anyway."

With a good mechanic you might have a decent substitute for aviation fuel. ;)

Paladin: I use the dwarf as a battering ram!

This must have been the same line that led to the He-Man character, Ram Man.

"Okay, something tells me the fact those beduins are shooting us on sight has something to do with our taste in music."

Good possibility, yeah.

Doc: “My theory is that this lab might be where they invent flavoring for their products.”
GM: “The places where where meat quality is tested and where R&D is located are, hopefully, two different places.”
Doc: “I dunno about that. It sounds like there's something really interesting in the basement.”
GM: “There's always something in the basement. If someone says there is nothing in their basement that just means that their closest isn't big enough for all the corpses.”
Doc: “Granted that, yes, there will always be something in the basement, including a few ‘skeletons’. However, we have two sources talking about those skeletons in unpleasant ways that make it sound like not all those bodies stopped wiggling.”

Choro: “WHOOO! Doc just crit’d Survival! Does that mean we find the Holy Grail?”

Thanatos: (*gives Moonshadow an apple*) “A suggestion; if you have not ate anything recently, do so. This place plays tricks with the mind.”
Moon: “Like a strange stallion appearing in the middle of a very hostile factory with no apparent help, and offering me food?”

Doc: “I could probably cut bone with this thing. With the booze I think I got an amputation kit now.”
Stellar: “I hope that never becomes necessary. At least I'm reasonably sure you could put us back together again if you had to take a limb off, but I'd rather not have to put it to the test!”