Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

[DigoDragon]

Nick: "I'm just waiting for my mechanic to come back and fix my oil leak."
Digo: "How bad is it?"
Nick: "Every time oil hits the engine manifold, I think a new pope is elected."

Digo: "We figured out what that potion does, right?"
Nick: "Yeah, it's a potion of cure light water."

William: "I hope I can remember all that."
Nick: "You will when you first get hit!" (*crit-punches William in the face*)

Mel: "So I was even screwing myself over on my Saving Throws."
Digo: "I feel that's my fault for not making out with you more."
GM: "Stop channeling Quagmire!"

GM: "William spends the evening preserving his hide."
[Beat]
William: "The landwyrm hide."

Nick: "We found the Order of the Green Lawn Septic Tank."

Ornate Door: "So door! Great make! Much steel!"

Nick: "New rope smell, old world problems."

Nick: "I think there's kobolds coming down the hallway."
Table: *large box of Recces Pieces candy spills all over the battlemat*
Nick: "Oh my god, they're everywhere! They got a candy coating!"

Digo: "Alright, let's go. I shove the mages through."
GM: "Oh no. Armond is not that dumb. He resists."
Chris: "I'm not that brand of stupid either."
Digo: "Fine. I go through and take the healers with me."
Armond: "...well played."

Digo: "The positions of the two wizards makes it look like they're about to high-five each other."
Nick: "Yeah, but with their poor attack rolls, they both miss."

Intelligent Spear: "I'm a proctologist, lizard lovers! Turn and cough!!"

Nick: "Here, hold this."
Lizardfolk: *holds his healing potion*
Nick: *double crit-punches lizardfolk's face*
Lizardfolk: *gives potion back, falls over*
Nick: *drinks potion*

Mel: "What did I miss?"
Nick: "Two lizardfolk. Try rolling higher."