He would, but first he's got to gaze longingly at a photo of his wife and kids, contemplating his future, being only three days away from retirement while playing golf in a lightning storm while he is in the witness protection program as a plucky protagonist's wise mentor who happens to have an affinity for red shirts.
What's the worst that could happen?
You have seen it before.
Practical Dracology
It's an older body, but I like it better as well.
As promised, Halloween Special!
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