No, Tanarii, no... no no no. Nobody is saying that "all communication is telling a story", nor is anyone saying that all communication is "relaying an account". Nobody is saying that or even suggesting that. When you describe the definitions we use, YOU are the one expanding the definition.
I'm starting to feel that I'm going to have to give a definition of every single word being used... and even then I don't know if it would stop these bizarre conclusions from being drawn.