Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread

[Personification]

*My campaign may not be an obvious rip-off of the Odyssey
**If my campaign happens to be an obvious ripoff of the Odyssey, I may not blindside my players who are dutifully trying to properly follow the storyline by giving the Cyclops Polyethylenephemus a monocle of true seeing

*** Circe being a Necromancer and Evokes instead of specialized in Enchantment, Illusion and Transmutation is right out.

****The final boss may not be Penelope, and she has not actually been a succubus the whole time