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Saddest part is, I wasn't even playing a cleric. I was a wizard, in a system where resurrection is supposed to be impossible for anyone who isn't a god...
Oh wow, that's extra disappointment sprinkles on a disappointing ice cream cone. D:


Rose: “Florida Man, Florida Man,
Something's in the water, air, or sand
That makes him do dumb ass things,
With all the headlines that he brings
Look out! No other state has Florida Man!

Can he shoot laser breath?
No he can't but he'll shoot up meth
Buys an orange to assault with later,
First he'll wrestle that pesky gator
Hey there! Stay clear of Florida Man!

In the heat of the night,
Pumping out his neighbor's gas
He'll get high as a kite,
Then set fire to his grass!

Florida Man, Florida Man,
Buys his meds from an unmarked van
Class and sense, that's ignored—
Making the news is his reward
To him,
Squirrels are spies for Comcast—
His mobility scooter is whirring fast,
Just avoid the Florida Man!”