Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VI: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the pun.

[Guizonde]

Ghesh: ...boy, I will smite your butt to kingdom come.

Ghesh: ...so you're a halfling who ****ed a drag-
Durg: *puts finger up to Ghesh's lips* We don't talk about that.

Ghesh: I just want Betty back!
Literally Everybody: *Stares at Ghesh*
Ghesh: What? It's not weird to name your magic sword.

Ghesh: Can you holy smite with your fists?

uh, did your team steal my paladin or do all paladins think "violence first, questions later"? i swear, my pf team's pally (grim the half-ork) has said a lot of those phrases, with odd variants.

grim: uh, is it kosher to smite people with potatoes?
korinn: when they kidnap me, apparently, yes. yes it is.

korinn: i smell something fishy.
grim: i'm blaming josé out of reflex.
josé: i don't smell that badly!

grim: i'm gonna smite evil with my boot. a lot.
josé: bring steel-toed shoes!!
grim: you're on the list as soon as i can catch you!
josé: *flees by giving gravity the middle finger, once again*