Steiner (OOC): Let's just assume the horrible creature is highly lecherous and speak no more about it. Because that's far less disturbing than the alternative.
Cap'n Tempest: A select few are born with this mark... some say blessed, some say cursed... and destined to rule the seas.
Addi: Uh, when we found you, you were working in an amusement park.
Tempest: ...Shut the **** up.
Tempest: These are the voyages of the ship Emperor. Her mission: to boldly loot where no man has looted before.
Steiner: To seek out new life, and pillage it!