Normally I wouldn’t ask here, but my own efforts have been in vain. I’m looking for a man in a suit of functional armor (so no everything-but-chest-plate) that would have been invented by year 0 (so no full midieval plate either) and the thing that’s making this hard to find is that I require he have a portly or moderately obese figure. A helmet is optional, and he should be a human or an elf or something that could be mistaken for one or the other.