Dungeons and Dreamboats VIII: Bulletproof Nudity

[hymer]

Normally I wouldn’t ask here, but my own efforts have been in vain. I’m looking for a man in a suit of functional armor (so no everything-but-chest-plate) that would have been invented by year 0 (so no full midieval plate either) and the thing that’s making this hard to find is that I require he have a portly or moderately obese figure. A helmet is optional, and he should be a human or an elf or something that could be mistaken for one or the other.

What makes this particularly difficult is that you can't really tell the body type once it's in armour. Here's an attempt:

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Oh, and it's a favourite nitpick of mine: There's no year 0 in the BCE/CE reckoning. If you start counting with 0, you'll get the wrong number, so there isn't one in the count of years.

Edit: Just for fun.

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