1. 2018-08-18, 06:15 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #417
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    Default Re: Dungeons and Dreamboats VIII: Bulletproof Nudity

    Quote Originally Posted by Potato_Priest View Post
    Normally I wouldn’t ask here, but my own efforts have been in vain. I’m looking for a man in a suit of functional armor (so no everything-but-chest-plate) that would have been invented by year 0 (so no full midieval plate either) and the thing that’s making this hard to find is that I require he have a portly or moderately obese figure. A helmet is optional, and he should be a human or an elf or something that could be mistaken for one or the other.
    Art from the Total War games seems like an obvious fit for this. Top two in particular are fairly stout looking.

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