When the dice just hate you! (a rant!)

[Deophaun]

I've had a session where the dice wanted my players dead. I rolled in front of them so they could see in horror as each D20 came up a nat 20. They lent me their dice, because mine must be loaded, only for them to turn out to be nat 20s as well. I finally rolled a hit that was not a nat 20, but the attack--this being 4e--did 10d6 worth of damage. That turned out to be 58.

Every roll was just followed by me saying "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." I have no idea how they survived that session.